I received an email from an old high school friend. We went to a Catholic high school in Yorkshire back in t he late 1970s.
He reminded me that we used to compete with each other over who could come up with the most blasphemous blasphemy.
I took some time to write some of them down and added a couple of new ones. FOr comparision there are a couple of traditional good Irish Catholic blasphemes thrown in.
But can you do better? If you can come up with better blasphemies, then I take my hat off to you. Well OK, not my hat, but my glasses.