Atheists

Yokeup said there is “an atheist spirit.” I am not afraid!

I made a big mistake . Schopenhauer was an a…

in which Yokeup admits that the “Lord” alone couldn’t help him complete his “fast”.
(he needed his friends to pray for him and Caroline to quit eating cheeseburgers!)

in which Yokeup publicly announces that everyone that participated in his hoax-of-a-fast was a winner and then declared “Jesus Christ” as winner!

in which Yokeup claims that everything is possible with “God”;
-like healing amputees, Yokeup?

http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

“No matter how many people pray, no matter how often they pray, no matter how sincere they are, no matter how much they believe, no matter how deserving the amputee, what we know is that prayers do not inspire God to regenerate amputated arms or legs. This happens despite what Jesus promises us in Matthew 21:21, John 14:14, Mark 11:24, etc”

“God” does, however, answer Yokeup’s protein powder prayers to prove his existence to YouTube atheists!

LMAO

Atheistblindchick, stay put!
we’re on our way!

I had to hack my way through 3 insectoid prostitutes and Caroline to be able to communicate with you.

insectoid chant:

“I need not dream, I need no brain,
the veggies are yours, I won’t complain.
I do not question, I dare not think,
I remember what happened to thinkmorepink.
I won’t wear shoes, I’ll wear spandex,
Or else they’ll kill my friend supex.
Free-thought is a virus, science is a curse,
Sara was no martyr, Javier is in a hearse.
I never was a human, we’re ALL a bunch of droids,
There is no way of changing, the rule of insectoids!”

BrainMold , YTc0nscience and thehamsterlives will be there in Yokeup’s truck to pick you up.
RIDE LIKE THE WIND AND DON’T LOOK BACK!
The ninjas will take you to our safehouse.
There we will plan on how to save the YouTube atheists that have been abducted.
Go!
Now!

Don’t worry about me!
They cannot kill what’s already dead…

http://www.youtube.com/user/Brainmold
http://www.youtube.com/user/thehamste…
http://www.youtube.com/user/YTc0nscience

The Ninja Team pwns insectoid ass!

**correction**
**Yokeup has been married 4(FOUR) times!!**
** http://youtube.com/watch?v=um79HROmmsY **

Yokeup has a soft spot for “sinful” women
e.g prostitutes and lesbians.

themaskedanalist (6 minutes ago)

“Caroline is the fourth wife. I know it’s hard to keep track! His estranged daughter must be proud. Marriage with prostitutes never last. But the honeymoons are great! They don’t care if you take them to Arby’s for dinner or spend the honeymoon in a truck cabin. If they complain Just give them a hit of crack!”

eternalundylnglove (2 minutes ago)

“thank you themaskedanalist.
my video description has been corrected.
i wonder what the bible says about divorcing and associating with prostitutes and whatnot.
Yokeup-the-fraud has been divorced three times!!!
i think he meets his wives-to-be at truck-stops and stripper bars”

Yokeup stated that once his fast began he would only make daily update videos.
he lied.

Yokeup stated that he wouldn’t make a fuss about his “fast”.
he lied.

i enjoy watching you Chokeup, Yokeup!